Never ask the Internet anything you need an answer for. Let me illustrate:
Question: "How does Google make money?"
Answers:
First!!!!!!!!!
the firsty, nothing to contribute, he hangs out refreshing his browser for a buzz
www.google.com
The knowledge snob. He posts a link that may or may not answer your question but he wont condescend to actual human greetings. He clearly knows way more than you as he knows a url. Maybe two.
Have you tried Googling it :-)
The joker. No useful information but he thinks his humour will compensate.
Buy Google t-shirts here!
The spammer. May not be human. Keywords are fun.
Google ... er...dunno really :-) but I read somewhere they make donuts sorta like the Os in their name like. I think they sell them and thats how they makes money. But I'm not sure, let me know if you find out.
The talker. Nothing to add but doesn't know that.
Yo, wiv am dey wot! See? Like down mac and dey sorta sells dat, dig biatch?
The hood speaker. Knows nothing. Tries to be cool to cover it up.
Google has caused many problems for ordinary people in China and you should have nothing to do with them.
The no-brain-moralist. Always has some half baked reason why you dont even want to know the answer/
If you want to know how google makes money - go to my blog here.
The blog promoter. His blog may or may not address the question but he doesnt care you are one more hit.
Adverts.
Minimalist. The information is correct but never complete.
What do you mean by makes money exactly?
The evasive. Knows little, tries ot make sure you look like you dont know anything either.
Hey check out my new fake boobs at my site guys!
Well, you know this one.
Yo your mother suxx big dixxx!
I hope this is one guy who posts all comments like this otherwise I lose hope for humanity.
I dunno but how do you get a job at Google, send me message at tracy@emofool.com
The irrelevant. Does not answer your question and hooks on one of their own.
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